Stewie Griffin: Machiavelli! you've told me nothing I don't already know! Sun Tzu's Art of War.
Lois Griffin: Stewie, those books aren't for babies. Here. Watch the Teletubbies.
Stewie Griffin: How dare you! That book may hold the key to my enslaving of all mankind.
God. The more I resist, the more intriguing they become! I can't look away!
Yes! Yes! Again! Again! Dear God, please once more!