Raj Koothrappali: In India, this would be simpler. 5 min with her dad, 20 goats and a laptop, and we'd be done.
Leonard Hofstadter We're not in India.
Raj Koothrappali: Why don't we do it your way then? We'll arrange for this girl to move in across the hall from Dennis so he can pathetically moon over her for months on end.