Barney Stinson: And right by Saint Valentine's side was his best bro, Saint Desperatius, there to pick off insecure bridesmaids.
Saint Desperatius: Whoa. Check out that one. Her body is perfect X.
Saint Valentine: Player, play on. High V.
Desperate Bridesmaid: Oh, Jupiter, what are your plans for me? 15 and still unmarried.
Saint Desperatius: And I thought Pompeii was smokin'.