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Harvey Specter: Kobayashi Maru. Mike Ross: Koba-- What now? Harvey Specter: Star Trek. Captain Kirk. He wins a no-win situation by rewriting the rules. Mike Ross: You're a Trekkie. Harvey Specter: Hey, Captain Kirk is the man, okay? I don't wanna hear another word about it. 6 7 8 9 10

Jessica Pearson: The countersuit is allowed. Future Lawyer: Are you serious? Jessica Pearson: Would you like to approach the bench and find out how serious I am? 6 7 8 9 10

Jessica Pearson: Louis's references don't begin and end with Top Gun. Harvey Specter: Hey, I love Louis, and I don't care what you say, I am not leaving my wingman. See, that's funny, because that's from Top Gun. Jessica Pearson: He's a wild card. Flies by the seat of his pants. Think I can't quote Top Gun. Jessica Pearson: Son,, your ego's writing checks that your body can't cash. Oh, see, that's funny, because now I'm quoting Top Gun and-- Get out of my office. 6 7 8 9 10

Harvey Specter: And by the way, you got to work on your Stallone. You need a lower register. "Uhh." Mike Ross: That was an incredible Stallone. I've been doing that since I was a kid, and you can't touch it. Harvey Specter: "Uhh." Mike Ross: Don't do that with food in your mouth. No, I swallowed it. Harvey Specter: "Uhh." Mike Ross: There's food in your mouth. Harvey Specter: "Adrian." Mike Ross: That's disgusting. 6 7 8 9 10

Mike Ross: Well, the department appreciates your honesty. Oh, and, Mr. Reger, put a little arc in your jump shot, all right? If poor shooting were a crime, I'd be forced to arrest you right here. 6 7 8 9 10

Quotes from television drama series named Suits. It published on USA Network and it's cast; Gabriel Macht, Patrick J. Adams, Sarah Rafferty and Meghan Markle. Suits is a USA Network television drama series created by Aaron Korsh that stars Patrick J. Adams as Michael "Mike" Ross and Gabriel Macht as Harvey Specter. The series is set at the fictional law firm Pearson Hardman (Pearson Darby since the end of Season 2, then changed to Pearson Darby Specter and later to Pearson Specter during Season 3) in New York City. It follows Ross after he stumbles into a job interview with Specter, who is searching for an associate. Specter hires Ross because despite lacking a law degree, Ross is undoubtedly the best candidate for the position. On the run from a drug deal gone bad, Mike Ross, a brilliant college-dropout, finds himself a job working with Harvey Specter, one of New York City's best lawyers. Creator: Aaron Korsh Cast: Gabriel Macht, Patrick J. Adams, Meghan Ma...

Cece: My dad died when I was 12. Schmidt: That's um-- Cece: Only way to get through it is to get through it. 11 12 13 15 10

Schmidt: I've never seen a woman bite her own shoulder before. Cece: I wish there was a word that meant "complete satisfaction and complete self-loathing." 11 12 13 14 15

Schmidt: Where's what's his name? Cece: We are actually gonna meet up later because he's got a little surprise for me. Schmidt: Spoiler. It's his penis. 11 12 13 14 15

Nick: Anytime a man shows how to do something from behind it's just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie. 11 12 13 14 15

Nick: Why don't you come here, take my pants off... Jess: Nick. Nick: ...and kiss my-- ? Gust: What do you got to say now? Huh? Jess: My God, it's like The Wire 11 12 13 14 15

Quotes from popular comedy TV Series named New Girl. It published on FOX and It's cast; Jake Johnson, Zooey Deschanel, Max Greenfield and Hannah Simone. New Girl is an American television sitcom that premiered on Fox on September 20, 2011. It stars Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Lamorne Morris, and Hannah Simone. New Girl has received some favorable responses from critics since its conception, many giving particular praise for Deschanel's performance. The show has been nominated for several awards, including four Golden Globe Award nominations and five Primetime Emmy Award nominations. On March 4, 2013, the series was renewed for a third season, which will premiere on September 17, 2013. After a bad break-up, Jess, an offbeat young woman, moves into an apartment loft with three single men. Although they find her behavior very unusual, the men support her - most of the time. Creator: Elizabeth Meriwether Cast: Jake Johnson, Zooey Deschanel, Max Greenfie...

Robin Scherbatsky: You like Nora. Barney Stinson: No, I don't. She's gross. Oh... You like her. You think she smells like rain. 21 22 23 24 25

Barney Stinson: And right by Saint Valentine's side was his best bro, Saint Desperatius, there to pick off insecure bridesmaids. Saint Desperatius: Whoa. Check out that one. Her body is perfect X. Saint Valentine: Player, play on. High V. Desperate Bridesmaid: Oh, Jupiter, what are your plans for me? 15 and still unmarried. Saint Desperatius: And I thought Pompeii was smokin'. 21 22 23 24 25

Lily Aldrin: I'm pregnant. Barney Stinson: I've never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry. Force of habit. Congratulations! 21 22 23 24 25

Barney Stinson: This never happened. It's a good plan. Robin Scherbatsky: Now we go back to exactly the way things were before. Barney Stinson: Right. So, Robin? Robin Scherbatsky: Yes, Barney? Barney Stinson: Guess who nailed the chick from Metro News One last night? 21 22 23 24 25

Robin Scherbatsky: Okay, here's the deal, Barney. The second my my feet touch the ground, this never happened. Barney Stinson: Okay. Wait. Right click, save as into the .bpeg folder, and okay. 21 22 23 24 25

Quotes from popular comedy TV Series named How I Met Your Mother created by Craig Thomas and Carter Bays. The Quotes published with pics. How I Met Your Mother is an American sitcom that premiered on CBS on September 19, 2005. The 2013–14 season will be the show's ninth and final season. The series follows the main character, Ted Mosby, and his group of friends in Manhattan. As a framing device, Ted, in the year 2030, recounts to his son and daughter the events that led to his meeting their mother. The show was created by Craig Thomas and Carter Bays, who also serve as the show's executive producers and frequent writers. The series was loosely inspired by their friendship when they both lived in New York City. There have currently only been four directors between the show's 184 episodes: Pamela Fryman (172 episodes), Rob Greenberg (7 episodes), Michael Shea (4 episodes) and Neil Patrick Harris (1 episode). Known for its unique structure and eccentric humor, How I Met ...

Boss: You didn't read the pamphlet? Ultimate Robot Fighting is a scam. Keep it under your head. But the most popular robot always wins. Bender: I'm not a great fighter? I won because I'm popular? Boss: Bingo. Bender: Whoo-hoo, I'm popular! 1 2 3 4 5

Bender: I'm gonna be the greatest robot fighter ever! Float like a float-bot, sting like a stinging machine! 1 2 3 4 5

Bender: Leela, meet your future husband, Sal. Sal: Nic eyeball, Eyeball. Turanga Leela: Nice ass, Ass. 1 2 3 4 5

Dr. Zoidberg: Fry? are you all right? Philip J. Fry: My head's killing me. What happened? Was anyone hurt? Dr. Zoidberg: No, no, no. Of course not. Nobody but you. Your body was badly damaged in the crash. Philip J. Fry: How badly? Dr. Zoidberg: That's it over there. 1 2 3 4 5

Amy Wong: Yeah. You know, Fry, I like hanging out with you. Philip J. Fry: It was great. But now she's talking about hanging out. She's getting way too serioues. I'm not a one-woman man, Leela. Turanga Leela: You'll be back to zero soon. Philip J. Fry: She's smothering me. Amy Wong: Hi. Philip J. Fry: You see? She's bothering me at work. 1 2 3 4 5

Quotes from popular adult animated TV Series named Futurama created by Matt Groening. The Quotes published with pics. Futurama is an American adult animated science fiction sitcom created by Matt Groening and developed by Groening and David X. Cohen for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series follows the adventures of a late-20th-century New York City pizza delivery boy, Philip J. Fry, who, after being unwittingly cryogenically frozen for one thousand years, finds employment at Planet Express, an interplanetary delivery company in the retro-futuristic 31st century. The series was envisioned by Groening in the late 1990s while working on The Simpsons, later bringing Cohen aboard to develop storylines and characters to pitch the show to Fox. In the United States, the series aired on Fox from March 28, 1999, to August 10, 2003, before ceasing production. Futurama was then aired in reruns on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim from 2003 to 2007, until the network's contract expired....

Quotes from Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7 Tom Tucker: It was a moving scene today at Hatch Pond as six members of the Pawtucket fire department struggled valiantly to save a fish's life trapped under the frozen ice. Rescue workers got the fish out of the water but unfortunately it died shortly after. 21 22 23 24 25

Quotes from Family Guy Season 2 Episode 6 Peter Griffin: I'm not doing your dirty work. There's no way I'm getting on that plane. There's nothing you can say that'll change my mind. Death: You kill them, or I kill you. Peter Griffin: Crap! 21 22 23 24 25

Quotes from Family Guy Season 2 Episode 6 Brian: He's right. You've disturbed the natural order. People need to be able to die. Jack: Actually, I think I'm gonna be okay. Rose: Oh, Jack. Now we can get married and everything you promised. Jack: Yeah, about that I was pretty sure I was gonna die because there's this girl in New York, and it's getting kind of serious. But thanks for letting me draw you naked. I still can't believe you let me do that! 21 22 23 24 25

Quotes from Family Guy Season 2 Episode 6 Lois Griffin: I don't care what that says! You can't take my husband! Stewie Griffin: Mother! Where are your manners? Don't argue with out guest! Won't you join us for dinner? Death: Oh, no. I don't want to impose. Is that turkey? Lois Griffin: Yes, Death. We were in the middle of a turkey dinner to celebrate Peter's good health. Death: Do you mind? Stewie Griffin: Mind? Of course not. It would be an honor. No, it would be a privilege. Oh, dear. Listen to me prattling on like a school girl. 21 22 23 24 25

Quotes from Family Guy Season 2 Episode 6 Peter Griffin: Yeah, a lot of memories here. Look, my first bike. Boy, I had so much fun playing with that. More tea, Mr. Bike? 21 22 23 24 25

Quotes from popular comedy Animated TV Series named Family Guy created by Seth MacFarlane published on Fox. It's quotes published with images. Family Guy is an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a dysfunctional family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian. The show is set in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, and exhibits much of its humor in the form of cutaway gags that often lampoon American culture. The family was conceived by MacFarlane after developing two animated films, The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve. MacFarlane redesigned the films' protagonist, Larry, and his dog, Steve, and renamed them Peter and Brian, respectively. MacFarlane pitched a seven-minute pilot to Fox on May 15, 1998. The show was given the green light and started production. Shortly after the third season of Fami...

Sheldon Cooper: Yes. Now, should that happen, I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido. Penny: I could think about you. 21 22 23 24 25

Howard Wolowitz: You are dead to me. If it isn't Mrs. Dead to Me. Leonard Hofstadter: He just won't listen to me. Stephanie Barnett Okay, I guess it'll just be the three of us then. Leonard Hofstadter: Lise's gonna be disappointed. Howard Wolowitz: Lisa? Stephanie Barnett My roommate. She just went through a really bad break up, I thought she might like to meet somebody fun like you. Howard Wolowitz: Leonard, Stephanie, you're alive! It's a miracle! 21 22 23 24 25

Leonard Hofstadter: If your friend thinks he's dating someone, but he's not because, in fact, you're dating her, does that make you a bad person? Penny: That depends. Leonard Hofstadter: On what? Penny: Is that friend Wolowitz? Screw him. You're fine. 21 22 23 24 25

Sheldon Cooper: I suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Papers disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors. Raj Koothrappali: Okay, I think I got it. 21 22 23 24 25

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, look, Saturn 3 is on. Raj Koothrappali: I don't want to watch Saturn 3, Deep Space 9 is better. Sheldon Cooper: How is Deep Space 9 better than Saturn 3? Raj Koothrappali: Simple subtraction will tell you it's six better. Leonard Hofstadter: Compromise. Watch Babylon 5. 21 22 23 24 25

The Big Bang Theory is an American sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the show along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. It premiered on CBS on September 24, 2007. On May 16, 2013 the final episode of the sixth season, The Bon Voyage Reaction aired. The season premiered on September 27, 2012. The show is centered on five characters: roommates Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper; Penny, a waitress and aspiring actress who lives across the hall; and Leonard and Sheldon's equally geeky and socially awkward friends and co-workers, aerospace engineer Howard Wolowitz and astrophysicist Raj Koothrappali. The geekiness and intellect of the four guys is contrasted for comic effect with Penny's social skills and common sense. Over time, supporting characters have been promoted to starring roles: Leslie Winkle, a physicist colleague at Caltech and, at different times, a lover of both Leonard and Howard; Be...